Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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