I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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