I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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