so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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