Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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