hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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