I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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