Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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