So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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