I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
More tranny stories later!
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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