Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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