I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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