the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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