Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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