Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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