So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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