Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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