did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Gay?
German.
Pity.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
