Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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