its not stalking. its research.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
