Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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