I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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