I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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