What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
This is my life. Enjoy the view
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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