found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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