Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
youre lurking in front of me
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Please don't give away my fajitas
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