Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I deserve this hangover.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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