WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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