He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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