Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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