..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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