Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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