TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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