oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
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