I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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