would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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