I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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