The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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