I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Randomize
