what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
