I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
...so i touched it.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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