K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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