Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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