he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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