I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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