okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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