I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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