If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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