im gay
i know
yea but for you.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
he quoted the bible to break up with me
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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