Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
